So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
