Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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