we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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