i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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