Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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