They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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