the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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