What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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