Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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