fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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