It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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