There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
MIDGETS
????
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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