ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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