To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
and she was petting her beer can
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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