I smell stomach acid.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
if only i could text you this smell
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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