Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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