That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
