He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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