did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize