Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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