Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
