$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
someone owes me an orgasm
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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