yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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