I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I still have a little drunk in my system
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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