on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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