I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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