so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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