he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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