Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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