Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if you like me you must not know who I am
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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