thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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