He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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