dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
