How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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