the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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