If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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