is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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