Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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