Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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