Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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