Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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