kristin has been a bad kristin
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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