did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
We got so high we made milksteak
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You dont lie about slip and slides
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
