dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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