Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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