Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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