I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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