you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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