I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
