where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Randomize
