What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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