Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
