Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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