They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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